The people who made this need to be put in a ward

I'm not crying you're crying I don't cry when I play video games that's ridiculous

I don't think I've ever removed a half star for one level but holy shit fuck last story.

Pizza Tower if 3/4 of the experiments didn't pan out

This game has, in fact, not aged poorly

"The special stages in this game are fine" - mental patient

How did they ruin dumb ways to die? there are literally ads in the middle of games and there's less content than in the second game wtf

2022

Never before have I flip flopped between giving a game a 5 stars and 0.5 stars

whoever created the boss against hydlide jim deserves to be killed

This game is adorable I love it

The castle levels in this game are the worst thing ever and everything else is forgettable as crap, I made it to the last castle level I’m not dealing with this games bs anymore

Fun game but gets really annoying near the end seriously level 6-5 can suck my balls

While I can't say this game's story is good, frankly the entire thing is completely pointless, the ending helps this game barely earn my recommendation. Making a 20 hour video game's story complete horsecrap for one purposeful anticlimax, while admirable artistically, really doesn't make for a very good video game. Grind the story to get to the gameplay and you'll have a good time. Just remember it'll be worth it to see the end.