Reese.... I can change you.... just give me a chance

Hidden gem about finding hidden gems. If you love Cave Story, you'll like this

2021

Some journeys can be meaningful simply in the act of doing them. Much like an endless gliding, Sable takes us places but never quite hits home

2022

Bleak and hazy like marshland fog. Coming home and everything is different. Wires feeding into some unfathomable machine. The world is dying with us.

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ethan I forgive you please marry me

Unrelentingly twee. Do not play if you have OCD

Very serviceable. Not much to really set it apart. Maybe Normal Horticulture would've been a better name lol

All the charm and strangeness of the original with better graphics, controls, combat and understanding of mental health. Obscenely fun and a brilliant story which ties the world together. A masterful sequel

Me to my uninterested grandkids: and if you collected enough i-points, you could fly over wuhu Island at night!

The best zelda games are the ones that try something radically new, even if it doesn't quite perfect the formula. Skyward Sword is like your third child who by all accounts is solid, but the novelty has sort of worn off by that point

So extremely tight as a puzzle game that it's hard to find fault with anything. No one can complete it all alone and everyone can contribute to the solutions! Close to perfect

Slightly too easy to brute force, but you could criticise Obra Dinn for this too. Had me audibly saying 'a-ha' to myself like I was also an 18th Century scientist

Mia Fey breastfeed me challenge

A Frakenstein mish-mash of uneven voice acting, levels of variable completion and harrowing story beats. But also like Frankenstein, it forces us to look at ourselves in the face of monstrosity and hatred.

I wish I had been crushed in the dog food machine rather than having to play this game