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its a masterpiece that deserves a 5 but i still wish i could give it an extra star purely for the section where mario and luigi jump into a boat and play a tiny shmup at bowsers prostate (which makes him grow to a massive size as a result)

The single most unhinged game in existence, Wario World is pure hedonism. I am genuinely convinced that Wario himself developed this game as a power fantasy. there is no real danger from enemies it is just pure frantic treasure hunting. Amazing game

This is also the only game I have ever 100% completed

the "Pleb Filter" of the kirby series. many people who try to play this game will end up feeling crushed by its enjoyable atmosphere and give up on it for being "too easy", if you are fortunate enough to be able to appreciate the games truly extreme ease of play, you will find that this is a very fun entry in the kirby series that includes many things we all know and love (yarn, felt, etc.)

(the bouncer voice) the bouncer

i havent played this its just if i dont say "ccru" now a transfemme with repressed trauma that isnt me who has built their entire internet personality around being emotionally distant both in an internalised manner and in cutting off all possibility of a truthful reaction of disappointment anger the-knowledge-that-a-happening-is-bad towards horrors enacted upon their community/ies by those with more power by simply saying "this is cool actually /irony" every time it happens and putting all capability for sincere emotion in a box labelled "Somebody on Discord told me who Nick Mullen is two years ago" will make a review saying "ccru" and then do like a little fist pump like "yes!" to themselves and i will not let them have that satisfaction there is no good british art nobody should ever be using an amiga unless you are one of those dudes as old as my dad playing competitive sensible world of soccer and even then only if you get way more competitive towards it then any sane person ever ought to be eventually culminating in you charming, enticing and then making sweet love to your rival's wife kisses hand points index finger to sky rip craig david miss you

If it wasn't for gairin#6614 on the Ratatoullie Speedrunning Server, I would have never finished the game. Possibly the second best heist platforming game starring a rodent. And also it feels like a weird glimpse into an alternate universe Ratatouille where nothing makes sense.

nah i can't tell you anything about it dude you just gotta play it, you'll see why dude

Whoever decided to add Streets of Rage style proximity based throwing to a run and gun was a god damn genius

Every Pokémon game is Pokémon Sleep to me

So you're telling me there's a fighting game with Rayman, Shovel Knight, Hellboy, Finn & Jake, Ben 10, Steven Universe, and JOHN CENA, AND THE GAME FUCKING SUCKS???? I hate Ubisoft.

Ethan should be hunting for some bitches instead

If I wanted to play a subpar modern rhythm game I'd just boot up Friday Night Funkin because at least they got an artstyle.

Audiovisual psychosis. The screaming engines, shredding rubber, vibra-industrial heartbeat, bind souls to the metropolitan bloodstream. Mandatory literature for sound designers.

SA2 is one of the most sincere and powerful games I've played. I don't care about the nitpicks with the different gameplay styles or the camera - the game sets out to be a serious Sonic story with cool characterization and adrenaline-filled setpieces and it excels at just that. Even if it doesn't reach the same overall peaks that some other Sonic games do, I can always come back to this one and say I love it with no regrets.