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HOLA, SOY ALVA MAJO, DESARROLLADOR DE VIDEOJUEGOS INDIE

EN EL 2020 HABRÁ UNA PANDEMÍA MUNDIAL POR EL VIRUS DEL COVID-19

To all the smug little poindexters that recommend this boring ass series every time someone mentions SMT or some other dungeon crawler:

1. May the Universe itself conspire against you, strike you down, and rend your Soul asunder, such that your Body fades away with the sands of Time, and your Soul is confined to the holy Purgatory outside the Realm of existence, where the full weight of your new Nonexistence will be laid bare, now and forevermore. You will come to be intimate with the Event Horizon that stradles the edge of Infinity and Nothingness. Even the indomitable promise of Time will falter, and your very thoughts will abandon you. Peace will be nothing more than a forlong Dream from a time long past in the godless place; there will be no forgiveness, no solace. No, only the oppressive horror of Oblivion will remain.

2. Your jordans are fake

i was vibing with the creative decision to have all spoken dialogue be in an alien-sounding science fiction conlang until i found out the steam copy is just broken to make the voice acting be in french

Aprecio enormemente el sistema de disparos complejo que sentó las bases para muchos videojuegos de la 6ta y 7ma generación.

Pero simplemente no puedo con el flood de enemigos.

TOP 3 PUNCH-OUT CHARACTERS WHO WOULD COMMIT TAX FRAUD
3. DOC LOUIS (HE THINKS LITTLE MAC IS A DEDUCTIBLE)
2. SUPER MACHO MAN (THAT TAN AIN'T PAYING FOR ITSELF)
1. DONKEY KONG (GORILLAS PAY TAXES TOO)

it is essentially a time-killer, you just do it not because it's particularly fun or entertaining but because the asmr feeling you get everytime you collect gems is enough of a dopamine boost to keep you going. the visuals are pretty cute, even though i fucking hate spyro and want him dead... umm some of the platforming was pretty fun too but who the hell greenlit that one stage where you have to charge forward on all those platforms and do those weird twists and turns? you know the one. everyone knows the one. it's not particularly difficult. there's not much of an incentive to 100% the game. i just did it because i hate myself ... umm 6/10 ? maybe ? it's ok

if all of Persona 5 was as good as the first arc of Persona 5 it would be a 5/5 but then Mr. Atlus went "hey what if we made it bad now" and oh boy

in this game about getting advice and talking to people you are not allowed to talk to people outside the game

people are still surprised that this indie game made by a small team was not able to keep up with the demands of the AAA live service audience it accidently got popular with

Probably the best game Kojima has made yet.

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