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what the street fighter community is experiencing with ken right now is akin to what i guess the tekken community experienced with paul 21 years ago (he is unemployed)

actually quite entertaining but knowing that rayman died for this really makes me sad

Don't tell my wife, but wowzers I have jerked off to one of the default skins. That's the only reason I'm rating it as high as I am. This game is nothing but a clusterfuck of teenagers who say they're tough as shit. They're nothing but a bunch of slutty lemon eaters who jerk off to rat porn. END OF DISCUSSION

Risen

2009

Hey Shrek do you know who else has dementia

I fucking hate Mortal Kombat bro I've been trying to look up the Trilogy's frame data to make a meme and I'm at Google's third fucking page and the closest I got was a peruvian website saying "descargar baraka frame data gratis click here".

In Spain this game is called Don Pepe y los globos 5.

I feed Mickey and Minnie burnt food day in and day out to my own great delight. It's the only way I can get back at them for Rise Of Skywalker.

ready player one ass game

Masterpiece of a game because every opinion on it is objectively correct.
Do you think the game sucks. You're right it does suck
Do you think the game is a literary masterpiece. You're right it is
Do you think Mask De Smith is the best. You are right on so many levels

It's hard to explain how much impact this game has had on my life. If you were between eleven to fifteen when this game came out, you just know. Also, music is a big thing for me; the soundtrack is amazing, every song does what it should, and many just straight slap.

DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME IT HAS A DEMON TRAPPED INSIDE IT AND IT WANTS TO GET OUT

it's important to play this the way it's meant to be played - in a youtube let's play on 2x speed

Pyre

2017

a man in a wizard hat with a beard and a wand: "hey, kids! do you want to play a fun fantasy game, with ogres and bird ladies and magic!"
kids: "yaaaaaaay!!!!"
the same man, ripping off his hat and beard to reveal himself as John Madden: "SURPRISE LOSERS IT'S TIME TO BALL"