Chess but good

It's like golf but for people who have friends. If you are a person who has friends, you should play Golf With Your Friends.

It's like golf but shit. If you want to golf with your friends, play Golf With Your Friends instead.

This is actually the best Mario Party because you spend the whole game dominating in stars, minigames, coins, and happening spaces, only for every spot to become a capsule in the last five rounds and your dumbass friend to somehow manage to land on a wiggler for EVERY ONE of the last five turns and achieve an unbeatable lead so all of your hard work and skillful board play means literally nothing. Love this game.

It's like the first one except it's for babies who are bad at Mario but somehow it's actually harder because you're playing with your two dumbass friends who are horseshit at Mario because one of them has ADHD and the other only has three functional fingers. In other words, a certified hood classic.

Unjustifiably good game. Some of the world 8 star coins are sadistic. Modern Nintendo could never.

You choose a primary color to fight against the other primary colors with child soldiers. It's a very mature game.

It's like Assassin's Creed except you play as a samurai and it's actually entertaining

Nobody's played this game, but it's great. Please check it out.

It's like the first one except this time you play as a swaggering black teen and there's way less bloat.

You can throw fat people off of rooftops. Also the story's pretty good I guess.

The gameplay's really good, but the extreme padding and nonexistent story makes it pretty repetitive

I got bored in the bit where Sly's captured by the spider chick. Feels bloated and not as fun as 1.

Fun platformer that feels like a Saturday morning cartoon, very underrated compared to the sequels