Second time I tried this, really could not get with it. Super slow and tedious game.

I'm Aqua Man, but you can call me "Handsome Guy"

Pushes the metroidvania format in a great way. Forced revisits to sectors with more upgrades show how much they thought about everything. One gripe is the end game collectathon for 100%.

After ending hunger and creating world peace, Nobel prize winner Dr. Derek Yu set out for his next adventure. After finding pure, unaltered Rogueium in a cave in the Sahara desert, Dr. Yu used it to create Spelunky. This game is an accurate representation of his adventures in that cave, and a reflection on the chaotic nature of life. This game is the most perfect piece of art ever created, and we should be blessed that we are alive to experience it. Thank you Dr. Yu, thank you.

Missile my beloved why are you like this

How am I nostalgic for a game I literally just beat

I love not being able to do fun attacks for 99% of the game

Would probably be my favorite game in the series if I knew what the fuck was happening

Accidentally beat this on hard mode, made me appreciate how durable ps2 controllers are.

Mindnumbingly awful in every aspect of game design. People who play this seriously probably say "Tik Tok is rotting everyone's brain" without realizing they lose brain matter every time they search of a game. This is the gaming equivalent of a white grandmother playing penny slots at the Jersey Shore. Never seen a person who enjoys life play this game for more than 15 minutes.

This is one of those retro series that only survived as long as it did because of the Nintendo name. I feel bad for you if you like this game because it was either the only game you owned as a child or the only game that was loud enough to cover up your parent's fighting. Thank god this series is just about dead because a new game would sell 3 copies at most. Stop letting Miyamoto cook PLEASE.

This game is great if you like Ace Attorney and are also missing half your frontal lobe

Genuinely one of the drabbest and most boring pieces of media I've encountered. And it's not even the best at doing that. There are so many better games that accomplish a medieval fantasy world in a much better way. This game is like watching metal rust over the course of 20 years. At least mods add the fun and make the game tolerable.

Walking out of a safe room to be immediately grabbed by Nematode is peak fear