Replayed this for the sake of nostalgia and its themes of accepting your own death resonate with me even more now because this account is dying on May 27th, 2024

I opened up trending and gave a half star to one of the first games I saw
You may now laugh

Take a shot everytime you see a bait review of this game. Death is simply inevitable

This game was meticulously designed to be as annoying and a frustrating as it can get. Everything about this game works so well together to form an utterly asinine experience(except you handsome jack, i love you)

“The book is always better” people were real silent when this dropped

If you like playing as a constipated jock with awful animation and complicated plots, then boy do I have the game for you

The hit rates are not worth devoting any fucking energy to, fuck you if you have any strong opinion on them

The hit rates are fucking awful, fuck you if you defend them

The hit rates are fucking awesome, fuck you if you hate them

Is to Alien what Palworld is to Pokemon