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On some level this is a purer form of the pick up and play thing Odyssey was going for. Frantically bouncing between objectives you didn't know were there is incredibly common, and there's always something to do right there without the grander elements which Odyssey had in-between.

Nowhere near the incredible satisfying whole that game was but it's more 3D Mario being brilliant as always. I'd love more middle-sized projects like this. It makes me happy :)


gay is stronger than the forces of nature, even industry-poisoned pissed off trying-to-kill-you nature


The internet-raised are only beginning to translate the world we inhabited into art. It's a task that requires starting from nowhere, as the things felt were wholly new and differed by niche and micro-era in ways that are difficult to even communicate. I imagine this'll be a project that lasts as long as we're alive, and it's fascinating seeing the beautiful early attempts we've had since Christine Love really kicked it all off.

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"in the teenage mind, age is like a medal"

"i wish i could be comforted by honesty again"

"i think of people as places

and i guess i just couldn't stay"


The core of rail shooter gameplay works near perfectly, but good lord this is difficult. There's almost 0 room for fucking up your reloads even in the first chapter, and when I realized the first boss didn't have a checkpoint I gave up. Maybe worth a shot another time since it is quite solid and has that wonderful PSX horror vibe, but I just don't have the drive to trudge through this again and again. Even though I didn't make it all that far, I already found myself exhausted with the early parts which have nothing to offer after your first time through them.

Those fucking rats, though.


Mega Man but more refined and with a smoother difficulty curve. That sounds like a good thing (and it is) but it also keeps me from being wowed. All of this game's best ideas already existed in the previous entry, they're just less janky this time around. The tunes and level theming are on another level, of course, but I have a hard time seeing this as more than an incremental upgrade from an already pretty good game.


Perfectly takes the charm, flair, and design ethos of Generation 3 and updates it to the more refined (if still bloated) mechanics of Generation 6. Polished as all hell and if it wasn't for a few jokes that go a little too further than Pokemon normally would, you could convince me this was an official game. The humor is a huge part of the experience here, and it's usually on point...there are a couple jokes that seem a bit mean-spirited, but it's consistently clever and even gets me laughing just seeing what Pokemon NPCs throw out. There's so much to find, so much to collect, so much to do! Honestly this is a must-play for any Pokemon fan.

Oh, and the enemy team are a bunch of anprims and I kinda wanted to befriend them. Poor slightly misguided sweethearts.


YO ADRIAN, I DID IIIITTT

As a kid I desperately wanted to be good at this game but could never get past Bald Bull 1. Today I beat Tyson in one of those anticlimaxes where you do it on your first try of the day before your head's even really in it. I thought the fight was over and I was just warming up, but ended up fulfilling a childhood dream.

Tyson is such an anti-boss, punishing you for using the pattern recognition skills that defined the rest of the game. His utter disregard for the rules of his own game make him stand larger-than-life in our memories, and while that could definitely be considered asshole design...Super Macho Man works just as well as the proper final boss, with the dream fight just being a bonus. Maybe that's just how I justify it to myself, but regardless the result is endlessly satisfying. God bless this game.


guys where the FUCK is pilchard

also the only person I knew who owned this is a nazi now. im not saying it was this game's fault but im not not saying that


For whatever reason, Nintendo made a Mario Breakout and, despite knowing the branding power of Mario by 1989, didn't market it as a Mario game. I don't know what the thought was there, but the game is a solid enough version of breakout on a machine that was perfect for ports of the few successes that defined gaming in its infancy.


I actually had a pretty hard time with this one. Your Mario muscle memory built up over a lifetime really works against you here, and you'll find yourself overcorrecting your stops and sliding off platforms backwards, landing right next to enemies instead of on their heads (sprites are WAY bigger than the actual hitboxes), and generally trying to play this faster than it's really built for.

But I dunno, it's still a good time and an incredibly fleshed out experience for a Game Boy launch title.


It's a sluggish and unresponsive boxing game with bizarre controls that I quit after getting wrecked a few times by the third opponent but LALALA I CANT HEAR YOU IM TOO BUSY HOLDING A NO GUARD STANCE AND CROSS COUNTERING WOOOO


There isn't much to get here from what amounts to a Mode 7 tech demo. The tunes are great and the illusion of visual depth works much better than it does in Super Mario Kart, but I got tired of the actual experience of playing it before I had even finished the first race. I got partway into the second league before turning it off.


I didn't expect this Super Nintendo platformer / god game that I picked up on a whim to genuinely put me in the emotional position of a loving deity. I love my people and I really enjoyed nurturing them while I could.

I love the ending, I'm so glad they grew up and no longer need me <3


Really, I don't think this is awful. The space-based combat is a lot of fun and the simplicity makes it a comfy time in a cute world. It just takes too long to level enough to move through areas and I don't like it enough to put that time in.


One of those games I've always held that I don't like, and while I still have many of the same problems with the floaty imprecise controls that I always did, I think I was too harsh on it and dug in my heels for no real reason. It's such a cute and charming little bite-sized game that's oozing with earnest love for Star Wars and I can't help but love that.

Star Fox 64 is mechanically thin and sloppy, but the campy flavor makes it enjoyable anyway.