Wooosimp
A really interesting strategy tactics game sadly like every other xcom game it gets so easy that it's boring by the end, still, it's fun to play with all of the unlocked abilities at the very end. Additionally there are a lot of UI and QoL issues that make the game a pain to play without mods.
1998
Every section of this game works perfectly, the bossfights are all great spectacles and interesting puzzles, the codec calls and atmosphere are cute while telling an interesting thriller story, and the gameplay is so good that I didn't mind the backtracking sections, they were a nice change of pace. A masterpiece of game design and pacing, 10/10.
When Raiden swan through the underwater rooms of the facility and avoided mines, it was then that I became the legendary Jack the Ripper.
2018
This is the ultimate 6/10 video game, this is the potato chips of video games, you could watch a real-estate advertisement and it would feel IDENTICAL to playing this game. I 100%ed it and it felt great good job guys.
2017
A masterpiece of game design, this is the peak of clicker-games, if I ever meet the person who made it I'd shake their hand and say "thank you [NAME] for making Universal Paperclips, it's a game that means a lot to me, because it's so good.
2013
Despite being the premier idle game which everybody thinks of, it actually sucks and if it wasn't for how charming the aesthetic is, it would be left in the garage bin where it belongs.
2009
By far the best sims game. The game is so powerful that nobody has yet found a computer which is capable of taming it's raw energy. If you've ever wanted to watch wacky and uncharacteristic events, THIS is the game to do it in.
This Expansion is a huge dissapointment, as pretty as Beauclair is and as fun as Regis is as a character, the game really feels out of ideas at this point, the story doesn't manage to come together, instead of being compelling in of itself it feels half-baked and the empty space is filled with fan-service, and that's a real shame.
2016
There is no game that is better at being Factorio.
For real gamers only, the pure platforming skill and strategic mind that you need to beat this game would make your average speedrunner shit themselves and then cry. 10/10
2022
A waste of a video game, for some reason From Software didn't realize that the difficult and slow gameplay in Dark Souls was justified and improved by the dark and depressing world it was set in. Here, having a high-fantasy land with knights and so on, the gameplay does not fit. to make things worse the game is open-world, so none of the boss encounters feel satisfying to beat since you'll always be 2nd guessing if you're under or over-leveled. Worse still, the game has no respect for you as a player so it added a crafting system where you have to press x on the glowing environment items for hours and hours like in a skinner box.
2017
Terrible game horribly paced bad platforming unsatisfying combat, maybe next time instead of making a game where you can upgrade your items over 10,000 hours to make them work well, you should make your game feel good to play. I'd rather play Clash of Clans, I'd rather play Monopoly. Utter filth.
2011
Great game but make sure to play the 1.3 version if you can, sadly the game developers overdosed on soymilk and so for Terraria 1.4 they butchered the new-player and returning-player experience in so many ways that it's sad. Also, it's crazy to think this was the first video game ever made to have zombies in it, you'd think for being the first ever game with zombies they'd be a bit annoying, but actually, they're pretty alright.
2004
Good game but they should really have updated it by now to make Kleiner have bigger breasts, I mean think about it right, if you were a head scientist at Black Mesa, and you had to survive the occupation of your planet by an alien empire, you'd probably need to eat food right? And hypothetically, if there were 2 versions of you, one which could drink their own breast milk and one which couldn't, the former would be much more likely to survive, right?
2016
DOOM is a good game which I remember fondly but if you were one of the people saying "DOOM is the first person shooter for real first person shooter fans" then you should probably never speak about video games or anything whatsoever for the rest of your worthless life. As somebody who actually plays FPS games there are a lot of stray hairs, such as the FOV being so limited and most of the controls being unable to be rebound, which anybody who's played more than 2 video games in their entire life should be able to point out. Still, it's worth playing.