played the demo, the game wouldn't get off my dick and just kept yapping to me (Score could go up when i play it and not lazy)

Good game that pretty much did the work for other shooters of this type

Theres a reason this game lasted less than 3 months, also overheated my phone 4 times

Who is this?

Good shit with no metric ton of buyable shit unlike what's instore for the future

he's my little buddy

Don't watch TheRadBrad play this, lost a couple years of my life to it

Would give a higher review but this series makes me wait for the next real day to do something or have to fuck around with time on my 3ds

I played this to see the hype and its a lite version of 15 games and includes lolis which scare me wishing they didn't exist and milfs that are hot, so all around confused

People complain about Ashley but she just vibes while I slaughter so I probably lucked out

Was on a 3ds so the screen looked like 7 pixels but its Mario kart, what do you expect

Link to the past smacks minus the temples that have ice or push you into holes, also couldn't do four swords since I had no friends with it plus im dumb

The one wheel in this game makes you the fastest thing alive

Pumped poop all over my citizens, should've paid my taxes and not complained

I mean, its better than getting head from a pencil sharpener