I was down bad

This game will re-wire your brain

do not play this game if you are a minority worst mistake of my LIFE

This game makes you feel like you are using Bing.

one time when i was 9 i went into theatre mode and was lead into a room by a bunch of guys. they kept asking me weird questions like "do you enjoy milk" and "does your dad play a lot of tetris" it was bizzare. they kept playing scene music like paramore and my chemical romance. then like after maybe 30 minutes they played a video of the ninja turtles cumming on a pizza. i have never been the same since

Barack Obama (hostile) shot me with a gun that shrunk me down to ant size and then a nuke went off that was so loud and powerful my game crashed.

This is one of the funniest games ever made.

I watched the 2016 election in a Gmod Theater server and people threw popcorn at the screen any time Hillary Clinton was onscreen

game had an open beta for months and still released with less content than the game it replaced, where is arms race :(

It's okay when Valve does it. They are so lucky they've got Olympic dickriders in every sector.

as an owner of a prepaid phone plan i sadly cannot play this, if anybody would be so kind as to leave your phone number down below so i can try it out i'd appreciate it (WOMEN ONLY) 😁😁👇👇👇👇👇