Bio
Favorites are currently my favorite games growing up, will update if I find better games one day.

I had a habit during the early 2020s to remove every console I had from my life due to my poorly treated retard brain, now I only have a beat up DSi I bought at the flea market in 2022 and a beat up laptop that I punched the screen out so I bought a monitor off Amazon to keep using it.

Most of these games on this profile I played in childhood, on various Steam alts, or through modded systems before I threw everything (and my life) away. If I ever have money to buy a system again i will probably just mod it and download roms off the Internet like I did the DSi.

Digital only games from here on out, I guess!

DONT ASK ABOUT ADDING ME ON STEAM, I have not had a main Steam account for more than a couple of months since May 2023.
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Played 250+ games

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Played 100+ games

Favorite Games

Team Fortress 2
Team Fortress 2
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Super Smash Bros. Melee
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle For Bikini Bottom
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle For Bikini Bottom
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Pokémon FireRed Version
Pokémon FireRed Version

292

Total Games Played

005

Played in 2024

187

Games Backloggd


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Team Fortress 2
Team Fortress 2

Mar 15

Pizza Tower
Pizza Tower

Mar 15

Mario Kart DS
Mario Kart DS

Mar 14

Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

Mar 13

Super Smash Bros. Melee
Super Smash Bros. Melee

Mar 12

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I've only played two levels and it's already my favorite game of 2023. Not that hard to be the best when the only other 2023 game I've played is Counter-Strike 2.

Dumbest thing that happened to me in this game was when I went on the Swamp Cinema server (the only one I went on) and decided to pick a random movie from Letterboxd and watch it on one of the theaters that nobody ever goes in (a shack in a swamp behind the theater itself). The roulette picked Transformers: The Movie from 1985.

I find it on YouTube, start watching, and about 2 mins later this guy comes in and decides to watch it with me, he had some anime avatar model, I don't remember the girl it was. Turns out this guy just happened to be a MASSIVE fucking Transformers/Gundam figurine collector, which was something I had NO INTEREST IN AT ALL.

After he gets interrupted telling me the prices of rare Gundam figurines on Ebay by a group of other gamers with MLP avatar models (yes you could do that on this server) fighting outside our swamp house, he proceeds to explain further about his collection, even posting pictures in the chat of his own figures.

If only this guy knew I didn't give a damn about his nerd shit at all, I kept trying to ease him out of the conversation so many times. It was only when I told him bluntly that I wasn't interested in talking about this and he kept on talking like I said nothing that I disconnected from the game and uninstalled Garry's Mod for a good 2 years.

I'd like to thank that guy for being such a fucking nerd, otherwise I would have become a degenerate GMod RPer instead of a TF2 2Fort tryhard.

I only played for 30 mins just so I could add to the negative reviews on Steam cause I already hated this franchise to begin with lmao. OW1 was better, I'll say that.