who the fuck is leaving 1 star reviews on cookie clicker of all games

good when you play it for the first time but the more you think about it the game just comes across as any other "wahhhhhhh im so sad that i killed middle easterners" dreck the united states loves to push out but with a thin veil of "this is COMMENTARY on the military industrial complex." only noteworthy because it's one of the only bro shooters that dares to ask "what if us army man bad"

edit: played metal gear solid recently and it just dawned on me that it did everything this game was trying to do 12 years before and better

pretty good. i found myself wishing the duels were a bit better designed but that's nothing major since they're like what, 5-6 minutes of gameplay across a 5 hour game? gunplay was nice and tight, towards the end of the game it's pretty cool how you can just stack concentration combos easily and get huge amounts of points. very arcadey and probably pretty replayable, though i cant see myself coming back to it any time soon. the voice performance for the protagonist is really good, kept me hooked on the story. it got a bit silly with the amount of big historical figures this guy ran into but it pays off in a pretty okay way by the end.

this review is specifically about the campaign content.

combat loop is great, no problems there. guns are awesome and the game does a great job making you feel like a badass. my problems more lie in the open world design. it's fine but the strongest parts of the game to me are definitely the more guided objective based levels akin to the earlier games in the series and it just left me wishing the game was shorter linear campaign. you can only save so many marines or capture so many bases or kill so many targets before you realize the game is kind of boring. oh well, maybe halo 7 will be better (it wont be)

holy SHIT

ok i wanted to add something else to this. crazy how hideo kojima predicted literally everything about society today

pretty solid lego entry. main reason i like this one is because all of the obscure characters it digs up for the roster, since they couldn't use x-men

I think the side characters in this one were a bit less interesting but it's still kino as fuck

Raiden gets a happy ending. 10/10

Edit: After some thought its not actually a 10/10 but it's still pretty damn good video games

2024 edit: ok its kinda shit actually but its admirable

good artwork, banger music, decently engaging puzzles. no masterpiece but was it ever trying to be one? definitely a fun idea of a couple hours

yeah y'know it's mario. you get what you see on the box. 3 is still the quintessential nes mario game though

playing this game feels like you're covered in oil in a bathtub

This is secretly the best Zelda game. It's so easy to pick up but still offers some good and fun challenge. Not to mention having the coolest story of any Zelda in my opinion. Sometimes a simple narrative is the most effective. And searching for the game's Collectable Dibby feels satisfying and rewarding as you get genuinely good upgrades to all of your gear if you collect them all. Great game. The best game even perhaps.