bimpin
this is without a doubt inferior to regular old animal jam for anyone who wasn't quite sure. the only credit i can give this over the original is that the items are a breath of fresh air. this is like those pink pale sugar cookies that are mushy & taste like pillow mesh. it's cute...ish, but not something worth playing. anyone who has spent money on this game above the age of 14 might wanna do some reflecting. i also think the visual style is a bit too experimental for my taste. the original animal jam looks wacky too, but it's not hard to process like this is. i've invested far too much time into this review.
a very fun warioware to play with incorporated wii elements. my only critique is that there is a LITTLE too many fart jokes but this is wario after all
2009
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this really feels like a passion project. every little detail is so faithful to the past games, and the voice acting is impeccable. the learning curve feels just right & donkey kong is so absurd
2010
i'd rather play a monstrosity over a bland game. never really liked this one too much, but it has its quirks. the opening music sounds so funny without vocals
this is actually a really neat assortment of games, covering the obscure to the classics. ristar, altered beast, alex kidd, and kid chameleon are some of my favorites. there's also really cool behind the scenes videos you can watch
1997
despite being shovelware this game is actually really funny to play while a group of friends watch. catching a big fish gets so hype. wonderful game to boot up in the unholy hours of the night
2011
idk if it's because i was a stupid baby when i played this or what but nothing felt very explained so all i did was roam around and fight that one zebra pokemon
2004
you either see this game as pretentious or a masterpiece. i think about this game a lot it makes me go to bed early sometimes
2010
wasted at least 60 dollars on the game total. dear lord, this game taught me about genuine prejudice. a fist full of children in every room & they all will accidentally recreate segregation in terms of "member only" roleplays. do NOT go in the pillow room. one time a girl told me to drink bleach because i wouldn't change my animal to an arctic wolf & i think that describes the experience well
okay hear me out this was a nice game as just a little 2 hour experience but nothing more
i am not a squirtle
1994
THIS GAME STINKS! (that's a compliment, obviously. what did you think?)
i was so mad that i got this for christmas that i powered through the entire thing while seething
2008
I liked to throw the toys across the living room as hard as i could. taught me the word "dapper"
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