my school doesnt let me play it :(

2016

2014

the fact that I played this on dreams of all damn things and it still freaked me the fuck out says something

This review contains spoilers

this should have been spec ops the line but for dating sims,showing how fucking weird they are. but its not,its kinda just a creepypasta

people who dont like this fuckin suck

probably my 2020 game of the year the more i think about it

villain fun but everything is as tasteful as a popcorn bagel

rivals kingdom hearts games for longest title ever

duke nukem as a character does not belong in the modern era, if anything this shouldn't have been a return to their roots because duke nukem's roots is just a ripoff of doom with more boobs. in my opinion this game should have been a more serious take on the character showing duke that his actions actually have consequences and that he's 50 and needs to start building an actual life for himself

This review was written before the game released

you have arthur morgans voice actor,you have brian dechart,you have the last of us 2 sound guy,you have cory balrog directing,you have ragnarok,you have thor as the first boss. I will be shocked it this game isnt an absolute masterpiece

you will only really like this if you're a fan of the anime or manga(which I kinda am) but if you're not it's just a mediocre fighting game

made me feel quite like a man who became a bat