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Library of Ruina
2021
Bitches be like "I have my whole life ahead of me". No you don't, Onrush (14-26 slash damage) is coming 😂
Lobotomy Corporation
2018
This game is named that way because it’s so braindead easy
Lobotomy Corporation
2018
worst game ever made
Bravely Default
2013
No I do not want to awaken the fucking crystals again you fucking annoying fairy.
Planescape: Torment
1999
Critics: "This game is a masterpiece. A master class in non-linear storytelling. A deep, moving, intelligent exploration of memory and identity. One of the best examples in the medium's history of game-as-art and game-as-literature."
[boots up game]
Floating Skull With Thick New York Accent: "What's crackin', chief? You dead or sumthin'? Let's skedattle outta here before those mummies get a whiff of us, or our ass is grass if ya know whadd I mean!"
[boots up game]
Floating Skull With Thick New York Accent: "What's crackin', chief? You dead or sumthin'? Let's skedattle outta here before those mummies get a whiff of us, or our ass is grass if ya know whadd I mean!"
you should be thrown in prison if you call one of these games 'turn your brain off fun'
Sword Twink Hot Girl Adventure 7 brings the peculiar sensation of a videogame that is both overstuffed and stretched thin
"wot if u were a boy with no personality but two hot babes fell in love with you because you were nice to them on the most basic level possible and also the hot babes were part of a marginalised group considered your property but it's ok it's not weird we promise they actually like that you are Their Master it's ok :)"
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Chrono Cross
1999
How to recognize a stroke?
1. Twisted mouth
2. Arm paralysis
3. Incoherent speech: “Cross is better than Trigger.”
1. Twisted mouth
2. Arm paralysis
3. Incoherent speech: “Cross is better than Trigger.”
i walk into a dark room and get jumped by various twitter dot com users who have their favourite VNs listed in their bio. i am taken to a remote warehouse in which i am forced to watch anime that are good if you read the light novels and I soon die of clogged arteries after eating "kino flakes", all for the crime of not getting down with this game.