13 reviews liked by cocnut


I met this guy named krutish who kept calling me a n-word in the clan chat and exploited his co-leader status to bully and oppress me like a goblin and tbh i didnt really appreciate that

My only complaints are that people can backstab you from the front while you're healing, covenant grinding is way too unnecessarily tedious, and I keep getting lost in Farron keep even after lots of playthroughs. Other than that this game is simply amazing, best boss cast in the franchise and a goated conclusion to the Dark Souls trilogy. Gael/10. Pontiff is literally me.

I hate how you can't slice birds up in slow motion and then get scolded by Doctor in this game.

Villain intros go so hard, I thought I was watch a car commercial.

I cant focus on the game because of johnny's beautiful body, his sexy bod is so sublime. how can they get away with showing his abs but not taking the rest of his clothes off? YOU CANT KEEP EDGING ME LIKE THIIIIIIIIS

Covetous demon is too attractive i cant focus on the fight