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I met this guy named krutish who kept calling me a n-word in the clan chat and exploited his co-leader status to bully and oppress me like a goblin and tbh i didnt really appreciate that

My only complaints are that people can backstab you from the front while you're healing, covenant grinding is way too unnecessarily tedious, and I keep getting lost in Farron keep even after lots of playthroughs. Other than that this game is simply amazing, best boss cast in the franchise and a goated conclusion to the Dark Souls trilogy. Gael/10. Pontiff is literally me.

I hate how you can't slice birds up in slow motion and then get scolded by Doctor in this game.

Villain intros go so hard, I thought I was watch a car commercial.

I cant focus on the game because of johnny's beautiful body, his sexy bod is so sublime. how can they get away with showing his abs but not taking the rest of his clothes off? YOU CANT KEEP EDGING ME LIKE THIIIIIIIIS

Covetous demon is too attractive i cant focus on the fight

Too many frames for my liking and i keep getting ganked by hackers with invincibility and +999999% bolt dmg gems on their saw spear. Terrible game design and balancing, also i couldnt find any door leading onwards after vicar amelia so i assume that was the final boss, very short game and very overrated

It seemed really good until I accidentally deleted all my gamefiles, shits sad

There was a time in my life where I thought this was one of the greatest visual novels of all time. I was also 14 and thought The Dark Knight was the best movie ever made and Tobuscus was the funniest person on the internet.