2014,15... no pequeno notebook velho da HP.

Jurava que era de 2011, mas não.

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Ok, I know that I finished this game around the 1st of september, 2019.
But im not gonna log this, since the reason why I remember the date, is because of what showed up in the search results when I googled the game after finishing it.
Still, fantastic, great game to play while youre still young, but no longer a child.
Do crimes, hang out with friends, and walk on the power lines, as you inexorably move yourself towards that very old hole that will eat us all alive.

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lou.......

2013! XBOX 360!!!! I WAS BUT A CHILD AND NOW HERE I LAY, A GROWN MAN, BALD.

ten years later, I catch myself asking, how did a damned hewlett-packard looserbook, with an intel core i3 and 4gb ram, managed to ran this game????? In 2014???? Not to mantion that it also ran NEW VEGAS, and that I played both of theese games to complete oblivion, dozens and dozens, maybe more than a hundred hours, until it was done, with no stone left unturned. Crazy times.

One the greats. Baldurs Gate 3, Disco Elysium, and this.

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my dude, you spend this entire game looking at trash. Looking for trash. Fiddling with trash. You put trash on your weapons, on your body, in your house. You find your trash son, and save trash settlements. You go on expeditions to pick up the trash. You travel to another state of the federation to save their trash, in the swamp. Screw this game, discard it into the november 09th, 2015 garbage bin, set it on fire.

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ho ho ho who gets to rule the massasshuchets mate


sorry but I bounced HARD off this one when I realised what the joke on the freemium "parody" entailed in terms of gameplay.

Fantastic game, one hell of a artistic statement.
A culmination of years of Remedy's design, with narrative and structural implementations steeming from latest ~souls~ trends, and gameplay that recons back to the genesis of shooters.