emmamy
2007
the biggest shock to the system was finding out the cake is a lie isnt just internet gibberish AND that it isnt even a lie! crazy stuff. anyways i see how this game was a classic even if its much shorter than i anticipated
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the fact that almost every death in the game can be attributed to joseph in some way is really funny to me. the curse and the paranoia it causes isn’t the problem it’s literally just joseph
it is not a good game unfortunately i love it
2007
some of you are CORNY!
2021
love the art, characters, story and expansive number of optional paths to take! the lack of a skip button unlike slay the princess is just a bit obnoxious sometimes since i really am interested in alternate dialouge but not in having to reread the same default dialogue, but that's it really!
2023
i implore anyone who is even remotely interested to go in blind because this is honestly a mastery in utilising a medium to weave a narrative. i adore the writing both for its story telling and just the prose itself being so provocative and gruesome, the art is so intricate and you can tell how much work went into this. cannot recommend enough especially if you don’t know anything about it
this was about as fun as suicide or something i couldn’t think of an analogy. i don’t know why this game sucks so much
they put crack in this game
this could be the goat but my brother always beat me at the party mode therefore i deduct half a star. fuck this game
how do you fuck up mario and sonic at the olympic games this should be easy
2019
either im deeply unlucky for this to be my introduction to the pokemon series or the concept alone is fucking boring to me. however, since this was my introduction i will likely never find out.
2009
the airplane game could be its own game and that’s why it was its own game
2006
your enjoyment is derived from which games your sibling sucks at and avoiding golf at all costs. even in a video game where you don’t have to worry about the ecological problems it causes or the fact that it’s a sport only for the 1% golf fucking sucks. anyways one of the modes was time locked in fucking 2006 and only two of the games are any fun - a game truly ahead of its time.
just didn’t really like the physics i hate feeling weighed to the floor in video games
2021
what once was a pretty decent time waster that actually managed to balance mobile game tropes of forcing your players to not play for extended periods of time and actual gameplay just got too bloated with content i genuinely can’t bring myself to care about. with added obnoxious difficulty spikes that unnaturally halt progression and really once you hit a road block it’s very hard to get the motivation to get back out of it. unfortunately went the way of the gacha game, so ill just watch the main story cutscenes on youtube whenever they deign to get back on with the shit you actually care about