today we will be beating the shit out of burghley

"I'm going beast mode!" I scream as I attempt to pick up a motorcycle and immediately get crushed under its immense mass

this is how the east will take over the world

didn't need a goddamn CD to Play this fucking game. What the Fuck.

The grimoire of sigma male knowledge

I have 216 hours on this piece of shit and still haven't fought the final boss

If I saw a Mechon in real life I would scrap it and turn it into a gaming console.

"I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella."

In real life I would never talk to people too busy gaming.

May your Ls be many... and your bitches few...

I'm not a pedo but I hate this game

Music made my arrow keys sticky