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Super Mario RPG
2023
Super Mario RPG, Miyamoto pleads guilty to drug trafficking.
A bag full of weed says he “bitch, let me blaze.”
he bellows from inside of hazy maze cave.
A bag full of weed says he “bitch, let me blaze.”
he bellows from inside of hazy maze cave.
Pikmin 2
2004
I bid adieu to Pikmin 2,
I say goodbye to little guy,
I cast a wish upon hermit crawmad fish,
that there will be no more shit talkin', big, hocotate ship.
I say goodbye to little guy,
I cast a wish upon hermit crawmad fish,
that there will be no more shit talkin', big, hocotate ship.
I stand in plea, under coconut tree,
"Two visa I need, to Donkey Kong Country",
We shall return to thee, return in 3D.
Return eating banana with big monkey.
Miyamoto don’t concern, Miyamoto don’t cry,
for we, my friend, are booked to fly.
"Two visa I need, to Donkey Kong Country",
We shall return to thee, return in 3D.
Return eating banana with big monkey.
Miyamoto don’t concern, Miyamoto don’t cry,
for we, my friend, are booked to fly.
Whispers hushed upon from fellow gamer,
“Brother we live as his retainer”,
Hymn’s echo down the chosen aisle,
as the crowd adjourn in single file,
The cloud room not but lay silent until chapel doors slam violent.
“Together we prayer upon his chair”
the Priest declares onto compliant stares,
as he turns to B-L-J up big, grand case of stair,
and look upon his shunned, crying heir,
“My sons gathered here in jury,
See the one who dares to question, one to query,
be this a lesson to those who's faith un-purely,
for he shall receive Doug Bowser’s Fury”.
“Brother we live as his retainer”,
Hymn’s echo down the chosen aisle,
as the crowd adjourn in single file,
The cloud room not but lay silent until chapel doors slam violent.
“Together we prayer upon his chair”
the Priest declares onto compliant stares,
as he turns to B-L-J up big, grand case of stair,
and look upon his shunned, crying heir,
“My sons gathered here in jury,
See the one who dares to question, one to query,
be this a lesson to those who's faith un-purely,
for he shall receive Doug Bowser’s Fury”.
“Kirby and the what now?”
Paper Mario
2000
This review contains spoilers
Miyamoto roll big Mario into big doobie-o,
And smile big, teething, grin at Nintendo Executo.
He say "From big Princess Peach to big Princess Toad,
This story unfolds like big smelly bible told".
And smile big, teething, grin at Nintendo Executo.
He say "From big Princess Peach to big Princess Toad,
This story unfolds like big smelly bible told".
Pikmin
2001
Pikmin die, Miyamoto cry, and no one ever ask him "why?".
If you want 'no man sky' with little guy,
Then I ask you to give this big, small, game a try.
If you want 'no man sky' with little guy,
Then I ask you to give this big, small, game a try.
Remastered to remove the grime,
That makes me really want to rhyme.
Tis a crime to steal a dime,
But worth your time if spent on 'Metroid Prime'.
That makes me really want to rhyme.
Tis a crime to steal a dime,
But worth your time if spent on 'Metroid Prime'.
It's Majora's Mask and It's really rad!
But the fetch quests you do are pretty bad!
Deku's, Goron's and Zora's too,
"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"
But the fetch quests you do are pretty bad!
Deku's, Goron's and Zora's too,
"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"
Ever wonder to yourself,
As you look upon your shelf,
Why do I exist? What do I do with all my wealth?
If you are one to squee,
And don't want 3D Odyssey,
Miyamoto would agree, give big Mario your money.
As you look upon your shelf,
Why do I exist? What do I do with all my wealth?
If you are one to squee,
And don't want 3D Odyssey,
Miyamoto would agree, give big Mario your money.