2010

ill kill you if you have one single negative thing to say about nier

i like to swing through my town

its fucking okami man.. you run around as a little doggy guy. love that!

this was funny to play ha ha it sucked

ahhh it has a really sweet art style and i like the gimmick but it just got dull after a while. how does this have a sequel?

A complete missed opportunity. The decision to make the base mechanics as obtuse as possible to the point of not knowing how to tell if you're hungry ruined what could have been a cool idea. Regardless, I feel the idea of taking something as loaded with profound potential as the evolution of life on Earth and reducing it to a repetitive Spore-like survival game focused only on mankind about the drudgery of basic survival (with TERRIBLE MUSIC) is offensive to the depths of me.

This game is broken and the frame rate is like 3 half the time but if you say it's bad I'll cut your throat. It's asinine and so horny in a way that actually puts the women in positions of power in a fucking ANIME GAME, and the score by Keichi Okabe is god-tier. I'll kill you if you disagree!! The gameplay is also fun button-mashy action/adventure shit which I am literally always down for. Please GOD if you play this game play every ending and get to that final, FINAL boss. You'll either hate it or love it more than anything and I hope you're the latter. Also the STORY IS FUN AND COOL!!!

thanks for putting your boner back in your pants a little bit kojima love u

Mostly rating this five stars to be an asshole but I do fuckin' love this game. It's a maddening experience and you should either commit entirely to finishing all the endings or not really bother (how I fee about Yoko Taro games in general). Gameplay is broken but can still be weirdly satisfying. Score is super cool and unnerving. Characters and story are unhinged. If you like works by weird auteurs then you should check it out.

man this was really cute. fun puzzles and extremely satisfying art style.

To be reductive, it's "The Room" of video games. This game is bewildering and weirdly problematic but I somehow find it too quaint to offended by it. Swery is an insane person and we need more people like him having more freedom to make games. The game wants to be Twin Peaks but clearly doesn't actually understand David Lynch. It's supposed to be horror(?) but I find the gameplay strangely relaxing. I don't want to make it seem like it's pure shit though - it's genuinely very creative and good in a lot of ways. Play this Switch version, I hear it's nerfed which makes the experience less obnoxious. If you like camp/so-bad-it's-good, this could be your thing.

Blah blah best Harvest Moon game, I'm sure you've heard it if you're into the series. Has the best art and deepest/most diverse characters in the series. Has that sense of deepness/mystery/discovery most modern games of this variety lack, though that could be nostalgia goggles talking.

perfect party game, rami malek is sexy also

one of the cutest, most joyful things i can think of.