not turning this into a full-blown Cronenbergian psychosexual body horror videogame is nothing else if not an act of cowardice. nonetheless i still sleep with my Puro plushie every night

I didn't understand like any of it, but man does it have a killer style and vibe.

The proof that being a funny game is no excuse to be a bad game

I want whatever Suda was on when he made this

so fun. campy af. dinosaurs are cute

The Bible for annoying people

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by inviting her to fight a serial killer

that ending BROKE ME.