13 Reviews liked by jaspr


"we're 2 white, blood covered guys in china... there is no fucking way..."

the best sequel for a game ever made i think

i wish programmers would learn how to write

This man Gucci'd down to the socks but need 50,000 yen

not turning this into a full-blown Cronenbergian psychosexual body horror videogame is nothing else if not an act of cowardice. nonetheless i still sleep with my Puro plushie every night

I didn't understand like any of it, but man does it have a killer style and vibe.




The proof that being a funny game is no excuse to be a bad game

I want whatever Suda was on when he made this

so fun. campy af. dinosaurs are cute

The Bible for annoying people

This review contains spoilers

THE game you play when your dad has fucking croaked it and you're angry as FUCK, there's nothing more enlightening than this.

100% Recommended.

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by inviting her to fight a serial killer