jennifer
1994
i have no regrets whatsoever naming jeff huey
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE IT MANDATORY TO TALK TO A CACTUS TO BEAT THE GAME
boomers really went crazy over this shit
1989
what the fuck was this
2020
genuinely the worst rhythm game engine ive ever experienced in my life. i feel bad for shitting on it cus i know this games for beginners and i have 300 hours across osumania, etterna and quaver but like. unmodded this game uses ARROW KEYS/WASD WITH NO OPTIONS FOR REBINDING? YOU LOSE HEALTH FOR PRESSING BUTTONS WHEN THERES NOTHING ON SCREEN? not to mention how awful latency and input dropping is. literally no one makes rhythm games like this anymore what the fuck is this. i know theres mods that fix this but you shouldnt need to mod the game to even make it playable
pikachu sucks
chaz and rika my favorite heterosexuals
this would be perfect if 60% of shards werent hidden behind funny colored blocks
1997
i dont think im this games target audience
2000
the only game on the console that didnt age like milk
loved the part at the beginning of the ganon fight where he smashes the floor and the game chugs to 5fps. truly shows the power of the n64
this happened to me irl
I hated this game first time i played it but as a more experienced nes/famicom janklord i think its pretty decent actually
2003
this game is more fun to play than rush lol
always trust sonic fans to put out the most unnecessarily amazing unofficial content youve seen in your entire damn life