Completed the main path of Victoria's Lab.

Conquered Stage 3.

Learned Karen Cooper's Coin Magnet, Rob McCooper's Explosive Hat and B.F. Cooper's Speed Up the Clock Techniques, defeated Sir Raleigh the Frog, and entered Muggshot's territory.

Collected 50% of the prize bubbles on the story levels.

Beat the game and reached New Game Plus.

Found the way through the mines, reached "Shaving Lenny" and shelved with 16% Completion.

Beat the mainstory and epilogue.

Completed Episode 1: "A New Day".

Completed DNA Sequence 3.

Killed an Ogre in a Lava/Acid Pit.

Spent 1000 skulls in the tome.

Assaulted an Overseer UFO, built the Gollop Chamber, made contact with the Ethereal hive mind, and beat the game on Normal difficulty.

Retired having played 16 games and achieved victory once. Unlocked 4/9 Ships.

Survived for 45 years and 10 generations in SURVIVAL. Unlocked 5/43 Animals in total.

Traversed Worlds 2 & 3 and "solved" World 2.

Gibbed 1000 people (Soldier Achievement).

Finished level 4, 5 and 6 (and collected complete tree mythology).

Played Co-op for over five hours.

Completed Hushing Grove, Mushroom Caves, Mushroom Murk, Searock Castle, Eldritch Passages, Icewarden Keep and The Final Chapter, completing the game on Hard. Also completed a whole playing as Zoya only. Discovered 23/24 Secrets.

Was the last player alive in a round with five players on our team.

Reactivated all 5 warp gates.

Defeated the Tsar Tank, Zeppelin and Uber Tank. Reached Level 11 with 2,770 enemy kills and $169,224 total money.

Helped Madeleine open her shop.

Reached the summit with the same companion for the majority of the time and returned to the beginning.

Retired having survived 1/5 Expert Campaigns. Survived 29 Finals (78.38%) and killed 16,097 Infected.

Cleared "Prologue: An Army Without Borders".