lunch96
was bracing for this to have aged poorly since this is the "funny" one but it was alright. some good delivery but it only does so much to smooth over what is at its core a pretty brief, shallow experience. a lot of repetition and reused assets; getting the wild idea here that these dlcs dont offer all that much to the base game and are pretty much self-contained and vestigial!
been manically going through new vegas again with a fine-toothed comb begging it to Just Miss One Time so I can get it out of my system and this dlc was thankfully/unfortunately the first part of my playthrough where I could definitively step back and say "ok this sucks". Josh I get what you're going for here with the caesar backstory parallels but i don't think having more memory on the ps3 would have made this read any less racist
2024
cube world 2
never trusting you fuckers on backloggd ever again
it's alright but when I'm playing it i cant shake the feeling that this game would probably piss my little cousin off
2022
sucks to put down a game when it doesnt have many reviews on here but the wretched hour this stole from my one precious life on this earth is still sitting in my stomach like a rock
concept and setting excecuted so poorly i found turning all the music, dialogue, and even Colors off in the settings actually made the game slightly more compelling
and all you really need to know gameplay wise is that this is an arena shooter that penalizes you for moving with any urgency (or even JUMPING). and it's a roguelike. an exercise in tedium.
concept and setting excecuted so poorly i found turning all the music, dialogue, and even Colors off in the settings actually made the game slightly more compelling
and all you really need to know gameplay wise is that this is an arena shooter that penalizes you for moving with any urgency (or even JUMPING). and it's a roguelike. an exercise in tedium.
2016
played 100 hours of this all the damn way through when it came out, saw the ending and was satisfied but now any whenever i see the words "Persona 5" I want to throw up
i fucking hate austin powers
2022
chewnic
2020
give the gnome his beer.
if you're giving this a go to see what all the fuss is about; play until the (first) set of credits rolls, get yourself a skip to shadowbringers, and thank me later.
good game but god DAMN
good game but god DAMN
the designers didn't know what to put in the guardsmen camps so they have these giant tom n jerry triangle pieces of Cheese in these guys' barracks, where the hell are they finding cows in 40k???? immersion destroyed
2021
you are a DWARF. that means you forge yourself a damn AXE and build AS MUCH CRIT AS YOU CAN. if you aren't killing bosses in one hit you are simply playing this game WRONG
2007
somehow manages to be both timelessly fun and engaging but also a magnet for some of the worst experiences you can have on an online game. you will encounter a bot or an insanely annoying guy or both in every game you play on valve official servers that claim to have everything under control with VAC banning every time you load in. also runs like complete dookie on anything more modern than the computers they shot up into space during the moon landing. just stick to the orange box version on xbox where everything was pure. everything was clean.
this game is basically an adaptation of an old-school fantasy choose your own adventure novel, and it embodies every aspect of that, so that means great art (click on the pages to de-color them for the full retro experience) some BS difficulty and a solid fantasy adventure story. if you are psycho like me then this is a good time, WARNING though there is no dwarven playable character which is a very disappointing setback to this game. you can be an orc though