Comes damn close to a great idea with good execution but it’s a got a weird difficulty spike (it starts out pretty hard) and some of the design choices are goofy or dumb as hell. Coulda been neat.

I had three and a half stars for this before Zero Build and after Zero Build I'm very happy to give this an extra star. Without building I was able to learn about the landscape a lot easier (dizzying, babel-sized towers turned the game world into an abstract landscape; I like abstract landscapes but I can't have a firefight in it) and have way more equal footing in combat. Getting cosmetics and sticking money into the game to get flavor out of it still sucks and a LOT of what's here is still the same FOMO I was experiencing way back in Chapter 1 Season 5, but having an actual game present here and not having every fight be a 50/50 between "does not construct cover" and "solves the housing crisis" does SO much for the game. I hope things get even better from here.

I’d really like this to be a home run.

They really don’t make Mario spinoffs this quaint anymore. In fact, they just don’t make Mario Golf anymore. Maybe someday. I love this game (kisses it on the forehead)

Probably the hardest picross game I’ve played. At the same time probably the best one too.

This game doesn't lie about being "an intensely 3D adventure". No other 16-bit game can deliver the sights and sounds of Toy Story the first movie the way the Genesis version of this game does. When Woody wins, you win. When Buzz gets stuck in a tire, you get stuck in a tire. When Woody gets his ass set on fire,

Let's go on an epic swag adventure. Pick up your favorite gun and download your favorite anime characters onto expertly crafted characters made by a team of artists. Fight back against hordes of the guys from Killer7. If you get hurt, drop everything and do a gangnam style to heal up. Take some Star Wars Vitamins to finish patching up, and watch out for Beavis' attack right around the corner... You'll need all of your wits to make it to the UNSC Pelican waiting to take you back home where you'll rest up before your next adventure. What will tomorrow bring you in the fierce world of Left 4 Dead 2...

Epic baseball for people who drink too much coffee. Turn the volume up for this one!!!

I'm so in love with the presentation of this game. I haven't played long enough to where the action stages get more interesting but the overworld sections got really involved in a fun way.

The version of Aladdin made by Disney studio animators and Tommy Tallarico (his mother is very proud of him and she plays this game every day). It's fun enough but it's also one of those games where the camera is really excited and you can easily run into somebody off-screen if you're not moving slow.

I can't say it gets better than this even with two home run sequels and an entire legacy. Peak environment design for a platformer and one of the few games with Big Sprites that's completely playable.

Got his ass (referring to an incorporeal evil gas leaked into my lungs and trying to rupture me with ancient electricity I can only percieve as lightning but takes a form I cannot truly understand)