At the end of the day the real PS1 mascot was never Crash, Spyro, Klonoa or PaRappa... its the parachuting kiwi bird from Jumping Flash 2.

It takes about 4 hours of excruciatingly bad jokes and nonsensical puzzles to get to the point in which you see the funny fugu fish that says "don't pee on the floor use the commodore" and not even 5 minutes later he's used in a setup of a racist joke, very cool, thank you game.

The best way I can describe the gameplay changes compared to the first game, is that after beating a level in DK64, you were forced to play that entire level again, but this time placing the coins you took earlier on their exact same spots.

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

Damn y'all weren't lying, the Playstation can really produce mind-boggling effects...