Damn y'all weren't lying, the Playstation can really produce mind-boggling effects...

Playing on an emulator really fucked up my perception of how Pokemon is supposed to be played because while playing Pokerogue with quick animations, cursor memory to repeat moves, and holding X to skip dialogues, I still find myself pressing Tab on instinct.

It's that distinct type of shitty sidescroller you'd see in a flash Newgrounds game about killing Justin Bieber.

Cycles between being a stupidly fun 15 minutes shootout of pure dual wielding bliss that makes you think "This is so cool I wonder why people don't like this one as much" to watching an unskippable 2 minutes racist cutscene and remembering why.

Another vicim of the early 10's weird aesthetic that I can only describe as "indie gymbro" that gave us some of the ugliest games I have ever seen like Broforce, Rocketbirds, Shank, Expendabros, etc...

Dad said I wouldn't go to heaven after I died for being gay and I'm so happy like OMG it means I can go to Rubacava and meet Manny Calavera this is so cool😍😍😍.

Fact: 90% of kings who gamble on civilian lives give up before they hit big

In the one of the funniest "let's copy that thing from Street Fighter without understanding how it works", this barely functional game has charge inputs in which you charge by going forward.

Misogynist puyo puyo.

I love when my puyo puyo ripoff has a character whose special is just calling the police.

Don't bother talking to me if your broke ass is not carrying 4 raw fishes on the briefcase.

Sure sure you could use Steam + Ice to beat like 90% of the game, but the real fun part is trying out new ineffective shit like Poison + Arcane + Rock then calling it "fart bomb".

- Quick, we need ideas to make our cheap fighting game stand out against the competition.
- What if we made moves that are plus against other players be minus when fighting against the AI?
- Brilliant, let's add that.

Hmmmmm today I will make Aurora spend 1 hour on a 5 minute puzzle because I think trapeziums and pentagons are the same thing - my best friend, probably

" Drake? " crackle
" What? " crackle
" Where's door hole? " crackle