Please leave Brazil.

пошел на хуй, кот.

Heard a white dude with dreads humming this game's theme on the subway one time.

I wish cars existed.

And for Spongebob's special attack, he recieves a shitty spin-off after his creator death (Stephen Hillenburg was severely against Kamp Koral).

It's like watching porn through a power point presentation.

On one hand I understand the inclusion of a cliché counter as a simpson-esque type of deal to make the game funny, but on the other hand nothing in this game is funny at all.

Really appreciate how there is one cutscene in which they make it canon that her farts scale with her size, because of course that needed explaining.

Smoking weed with Pikachu for 7 hours.

Nintendo has always been pro-colonialism, I guess.

The racing game.
With no curves.

There's a game where you have to hide your controller.
I lost a controller playing it.

Do you think Bluesky pretended that this asset flip of a game didn't exist or did they claim it as their peakmidkino ps2 experience?

You ever have a mental breakdown by seeing David Bowie being listed on the credits and realizing that the only motherfucker that didn't sing in the entire game was him.

The combat feels like a sneeze that won't come out.