Matt powerscaling matters and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't

Gen 1 and 2 sucks (except the birds).

Gen 1 sucks (except the birds).

Top Spin required you to use motion controls on the Wii, so that you could regret your decision of not playing Virtua Tennis which was much better, whilst getting tired af.

If 'and then I freaked it' was a bald guy.

Attention Gamers:
Don't invest your chips in GLaDOScoin.
Biggest mistake of my life.

Penny Arcade is the socially acceptable Alex from YIIK.

I wrote straight on you're mom but it didn't work 🤣.

Hideo Kojima cries everyday knowing that he will never be able to do such a cool stealth mission like the penguin one on the boat.

Cringe borderlands spiderman dude guy.

Missed opportunity: I can't beat the shit out of Chicorita.

2008

Dumbass dog killed my wife.

There's a Ice Dragon boss whose name is in japanese and I always thought it was the coolest shit.

Eggman please stop saying the n word I have a family.