Smoking weed with Pikachu for 7 hours.

Nintendo has always been pro-colonialism, I guess.

The racing game.
With no curves.

There's a game where you have to hide your controller.
I lost a controller playing it.

Do you think Bluesky pretended that this asset flip of a game didn't exist or did they claim it as their peakmidkino ps2 experience?

You ever have a mental breakdown by seeing David Bowie being listed on the credits and realizing that the only motherfucker that didn't sing in the entire game was him.

The combat feels like a sneeze that won't come out.

Johnny Deep is a bad actor that will never be on the same level as whoever voice Jack here because he only makes like 4 noises and they're all ICONIC.

Blinx 2: Masters of Time and Space ripoff.

This elephant is a thicko.

Teletubbies gang.

Your Honour.
Five Nights at Freddy's.
Death.

Lazy Town with cocaine.

Couldn't do gymnastics with DK.
Refunded.