Marvel this, marvel that, how about you marvel at these burgers im grillin, come get some

the writing in this game is just

"WOAH THERE MR. BADASS MCSWAGOTRON! HOW YA DOIN WITH THAT BITCHIN NEW MISSION EH????? HOW BOUT THOSE SEXY NEW GUNS?????? AHAHA ANYWAYS MY WIFE LEFT ME BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT, WE GOTTA GO KILL THAT ULTRA BONER NAMED HANDSOME JACK! ANYWAYS, I GOTTA GO, MY MICROWAVED BURRITOS ARE DONE! FUCK EM UP MR. AWESOMESAUCE!"


hire me randy and then treat me like shit

do you seriously care enough to see what this site thinks about fucking "goat simulator"?

this new markiplier lets play is gonna be crazy

hacking into my grandpa's life support to see if jack frost is real.

man gets so horny, he slaughters thousands

people go "ugh shovel knight is so overrated ughhh" and go play games called "gerald mcboingboing shits himself at the fair" from gamejolt

2022

i think this game has the power to make a white soccer mom explode on the spot

"directed by suda51"

no shit asshole

do you think anyone playing this shit in 1982 was getting really into it and then screamed "im gonna custer!!!!"

This review was written before the game released

more like metroid head


as in this game should have intercourse with me

you tellin me a wario made this ware?