the seamless hidden multiplayer was neat imo

game is literally "drive to this shitty part of nyc and murder these 20 people" x80. each murder was hella fun tho

looks the same but getting 1/3 of the fps?? one of my boys can't even play the game anymore. shooting holes through smoke 3xs frame cpu time?

the level of jank hit the sweet spot. was ridiculous enough to be funny when playing with the boys, but never hit infuriating level

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played for 15 hours and you don't even get to kill castro yourself?

only pokemon game I've really played, was pretty fun. but felt like I didn't need to play another after

why can't I go back onto the space needle

why was mario wearing ice skates?

delta will be GoY if it can do what re4 did

unironically love how braindead the partner/enemy AI is - it is critical in my enjoyment of the game. you're supposed to play it 'tactically' (and play some sort of mapping minigame?) but the AI is so atrocious you can just whip around corners using your realtime UAV and god mode it. let's me play out my elite soldier fantasy

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Pierce Brosnan's bond does not die in his universe's final entry so ill take it

one of the best couch offline coop games for its gen imo

no idea how this crossover managed to work, but was fun considering it's an rpg on DS. music was catchy

unclear what got patched from rev 1.0 but the cod movement is still there so we good