a broken, buggy, horribly balanced, stupidly fun mess
HEROIC VANDALISM

literally simon says and still better than 90% of video games

This game is like that one friend from high school who was cool to hang with occasionally but he would drop slurs casually or send you liveleak videos out of nowhere and talks about how abortion is bad while on acid so you stop hanging out with him. It's fun until it stops being fun and then it stops being fun really fast.

roguelike beat em up but good

what the fuck do you mean i have to get all gold stars to play the final chapter in this windows phone game

i can't believe they made ursa major but worse

the first fighting game i learned to play so i have residual emotions but this game actually makes my head hurt and my wrists cramp

i was kind of baffled when the last reward skyrim had to offer me was a skill respec but it's cool

WOMEN ARE ALL THE SAME

-1 for having to deal with EA support to try to get the online to work

every video game needs a Frank

RED DWARF NEEDS FOOD BADLY

soulja boy was right

really good conclusion to the story but i kind of wish they just made one really long game instead of 3 shorter ones to make it flow together better. this game also crashed like 20 times for me where 1 and 2 never crashed at all, not to mention dead characters appearing in scenes after dying/alive characters seemingly disappearing (although this one only happened once)
My Choices Really Mattered TM

I think I like this game