soulja boy was right

literally simon says and still better than 90% of video games

WOMEN ARE ALL THE SAME

i wish programmers would learn how to write

This game is like that one friend from high school who was cool to hang with occasionally but he would drop slurs casually or send you liveleak videos out of nowhere and talks about how abortion is bad while on acid so you stop hanging out with him. It's fun until it stops being fun and then it stops being fun really fast.

every video game needs a Frank

holy fucking shit

a broken, buggy, horribly balanced, stupidly fun mess
HEROIC VANDALISM

oh my god

i wish there were a million games just like this

action game where you play as a dorky twunk from heaven wearing a sick ass pair of levis. amazing looking and sounding game with single button combat and a halfway understandable story

wow.

i can't believe they made ursa major but worse

I think I like this game

i was kind of baffled when the last reward skyrim had to offer me was a skill respec but it's cool