action game where you play as a dorky twunk from heaven wearing a sick ass pair of levis. amazing looking and sounding game with single button combat and a halfway understandable story

i wish there were a million games just like this

impressively bad, i genuinely have no idea how something like this gets made without anybody putting a stop to it.
the faction is boring and poorly made, and doesnt have anything really unique besides the age of empires style monks, and the campaign is terrible. all of the missions basically feel like skirmish matches except for the last mission, where hundreds of every unit in the game continuously spawn in a small corner of the map, causing the game to freeze for minutes on end until it eventually crashes, its borderline impossible to finish before this happens and i had to cheat to finish it. i really hope they rework the content for the remake, because the faction has cool ideas but none of them play well.

really good conclusion to the story but i kind of wish they just made one really long game instead of 3 shorter ones to make it flow together better. this game also crashed like 20 times for me where 1 and 2 never crashed at all, not to mention dead characters appearing in scenes after dying/alive characters seemingly disappearing (although this one only happened once)
My Choices Really Mattered TM

2008

RED DWARF NEEDS FOOD BADLY

every video game needs a Frank

-1 for having to deal with EA support to try to get the online to work