WOMEN ARE ALL THE SAME

i was kind of baffled when the last reward skyrim had to offer me was a skill respec but it's cool

the first fighting game i learned to play so i have residual emotions but this game actually makes my head hurt and my wrists cramp

i can't believe they made ursa major but worse

what the fuck do you mean i have to get all gold stars to play the final chapter in this windows phone game

roguelike beat em up but good

This game is like that one friend from high school who was cool to hang with occasionally but he would drop slurs casually or send you liveleak videos out of nowhere and talks about how abortion is bad while on acid so you stop hanging out with him. It's fun until it stops being fun and then it stops being fun really fast.

literally simon says and still better than 90% of video games

a broken, buggy, horribly balanced, stupidly fun mess
HEROIC VANDALISM