might be a little biased here

I bought this with my allowance one time in middle school on the way to a fishing trip with my parents. I didn't really do any fishing because instead I just beat this in one sitting in the car. My main memory of this game will always be me struggling to beat Orochimaru in a hot car while my parents were fishing off of a bridge nearby. The windows were down and I could get out of the car whenever I wanted it was fine this isn't a childhood neglect story

this used to be the game on steam with the most moaning and surfaces covered in sticky white fluids but I have to assume that crown has been usurped by now