Squall wins because he’s way hotter than Cloud. Maybe not as much as Tidus though.

I'm so glad that they made this game for kids that you need to have studied under Paul Krugman to understand

Kino

It's very unpolished and even the creator considers it a bit cringey but it's a certified flash classic

Heritage For The Future. HFTF. Homosexual Transexual. HSTS. Coincidence?

Meme game

Insanely stupid but also based

Western studio games would be improved tenfold if the developers went to therapy to work out their collective Oedipus complex

One of those games I can never get through not due to difficulty but to boredom. Nintendo Moment.

Features iconic Patriots player Wes Wekler. Rest in Peace Mayor Thomas "Mumbles" Menino.

It’s hard to play first games in a series without getting that awkward skeleton feeling. Just compare this to Dracula’s Curse a couple years later. You shouldn’t actually do that because it’s unfair but it’s what you’re naturally inclined to do unless you’re just a major fanboy of this one in particular.

The level design in this one is kind of ass (even Circle has better enemy placement) and it codified the most cancerous genre in the history of video games but its also so awesome.

Not breaking new ground for a platformer but I appreciate the dedication to immersion

I'm not big on the 16 bit Castlevanias (they're a bit too easy) but Eric Lecarde is cool so it gets an extra star.

Motion control enjoyers all have 2 foot schlongs