All the female characters don’t wear shoes

If you look at the art for castlevania 1 this actually isn’t that far from Simon’s original design

Mario saves the world from the legacy of racism and an obvious Kefka knock off. There’s also a level called the “Underwhere” Don’t be racist, be like Mario.

Giant Saddam Hussein in Smash when

Mindless button masher

It’s hard to play first games in a series without getting that awkward skeleton feeling. Just compare this to Dracula’s Curse a couple years later. You shouldn’t actually do that because it’s unfair but it’s what you’re naturally inclined to do unless you’re just a major fanboy of this one in particular.

One of those games I can never get through not due to difficulty but to boredom. Nintendo Moment.

Game for people who fart into lighters to try to make a stream

Wincest

Squall wins because he’s way hotter than Cloud. Maybe not as much as Tidus though.

You may say it’s poorly designed but have you considered that being able to friendly fire your friends is funny

They cuck the only villain previously uncucked by Ganon

David Cage is the Luc Besson of games in that he’s a brain damaged French sex pest idiot savant.

I like that zoomers just play these games without just looking up a guide on their cellphones so they can bitch about them online. Like if you wanna play the classic way that’s cool but don’t play in a way that’s deliberately unfun to you just to whine about it.

This game is basically polybius now