Only third person game to ever give me motion sickness

five stars for press x to doubt

Vulgar Auteurism for this game

When you troll libtard epic style

The most charming game of all time. I love the absolutely idiotic enemy names. Hey bro it’s me Bussy Popping Stu here. Only issue is that I have an inexplicable phobia of Bowser Jr. I also hate the Koopalings. Only good Bowser kids are the ones from Mario Party. The implied turtle human sex is funny though.

Yeah I love kino

Nothing this based will ever be made again

This game is basically polybius now

I like that zoomers just play these games without just looking up a guide on their cellphones so they can bitch about them online. Like if you wanna play the classic way that’s cool but don’t play in a way that’s deliberately unfun to you just to whine about it.

David Cage is the Luc Besson of games in that he’s a brain damaged French sex pest idiot savant.

They cuck the only villain previously uncucked by Ganon

You may say it’s poorly designed but have you considered that being able to friendly fire your friends is funny

Squall wins because he’s way hotter than Cloud. Maybe not as much as Tidus though.

Wincest

Game for people who fart into lighters to try to make a stream