One of those games I can never get through not due to difficulty but to boredom. Nintendo Moment.

It’s hard to play first games in a series without getting that awkward skeleton feeling. Just compare this to Dracula’s Curse a couple years later. You shouldn’t actually do that because it’s unfair but it’s what you’re naturally inclined to do unless you’re just a major fanboy of this one in particular.

Mindless button masher

Giant Saddam Hussein in Smash when

Mario saves the world from the legacy of racism and an obvious Kefka knock off. There’s also a level called the “Underwhere” Don’t be racist, be like Mario.

If you look at the art for castlevania 1 this actually isn’t that far from Simon’s original design

All the female characters don’t wear shoes

Drakengard fans stop apologizing and just like the series challenge

The beginning of the only Nintendo Series to ask the question: what if you actually had to try?

One day Nintendo will possibly add the charm back to this franchise

Great game for chilling with the cousins

Did you know that if you give Miyamoto some sloppy toppy you can unlock your choice of Captain Syrup or the disco guy from Warioware in this game

Pulls into the drive-thru orders a single coffee and leaves

Five stars for the great Socialist Republic of Vietnam

The one time I played this I accidentally cut open the crotch of my pants on the top of a fence after getting lost and wandering into a restricted area