this game feels bigger and more intimidating with every flavor of mystery it introduces. i'm a little embarrassed by the sheer catharsis i got from solving The Big Puzzle. it's a darn good time

finally! a game that answers the question of "what if you made an ace attorney game that excludes almost everything that makes an ace attorney game work"

a lot of its systems are sort of busted as fuck and a lot of areas of the game lose any kind of interest once you've explored them for the first time. it recycles a shocking amount of content from itself, and ideas from the series that it pretends it's not a part of.

fortunately i don't give a sh*t >:]

mario kart 8 forces you to know what it feels like to be a victim of circumstance.
you will never feel more out of control despite doing everything right, and you will never feel worse doing what you need to do to survive.

i like playing as iggy :3

perfectly competent. don't play it unless you have a particular hankering for this exact kind of thing. it's maybe one of the least surprising games i've ever played?

this is the best kart racer. but it's still a kart racer and is therefore complete bullshit

this game will make you human

please don't play tetris

i've never had a better stepdad than seaman

this is what it feels like to be near-sighted

i'm hurting the monkeys! 😊