My childood game! All the stories in it slap ass (my ass). I remember it way better than it actually probably is, but it's the best RPG i've ever played anyways. The possibilities, enormous wolrd, stories to be told on every corner and all of them changing under your choices. Fun cast of characters, first lesbian of star wars, challenging fights and lots of funzies. Oh, and the first lesbian in all of star wars. Simply a classic. Graphics aged up badly, but who cares. It's one of those that made me love games. All of those modern open world games wish they could be this one.

Very comforting, cozy game. Cute and fun, the story made me emotional and I cried at the end. It's good to come back to when you need a break from cruelty and real world, and want something wholesome. The biggest minus is chores system. I played long enough so that most of them were done by the drones, but still. It got repetitive after a while and made other parts of the game (like exploring) more difficult to come back to. I remember it very fondly and I love this game, but it's something you play once and keep the nostalgia with you. Luckily there's part two in the making, with new stories to be told and hopefully some mechanical improvements!

It's weird to review a game that's not even finished. Even though a lot of features are still missing, it's huge and a lot of fun. Great game with a lot of soul. Especially when playing with friends, it's amazing for roleplaying and silly and dramatic stories create themselves. Ultimate zombie sandbox game. Can't wait what comes next.

2008

Man, what a game. Silly goofy classic. Was one of my favourites when i was a child. It's still quite fun and i like to go back to it from time to time. I love the creativity. It's not perfect though. Many aspects of evolution, civilization, sentience, war and shit were very very simplified. I know this is a silly goofy game for kids, but i can't help it and i wonder of what it could've been. It would be amazing if they did a revamp with modern technology to give us an amazing evolution game that we all need and deserve. Spore 2 when? Anyways, this game is insanely nostalgic for me and I'm going to replay it soon, part of my heart is still somewhere there among thousands of planets.

We all know the deal. Not giving it 0.5/5 only because playing it was kinda funny for 5 minutes until it got boring.

Gets boring really quickly. There is a lot to do but at the same time, feels like there's nothing. Maybe it's because i couldn't play it during the pandemic when it had its time to shine, but for me everything became a chore pretty quickly. It's like i had more responsibilities beside cooking dinner and doing laundry, now i had to collect fruit and fish. Besides that, graphics are really beutiful (especially the museum!) and i see how this could be a comfort game for many. Just not for me.

Cute Animal Crossing ripoff. I like the building and escpecially carpentry mechanic, had fun customizing. I think that AC lacks somethig like that. Building myself a bed, a throne and a whole kitchen out of Poppy's tears surely became a core memory of mine. It gets bit boring after a while, though, gathering resources can be a pain and I wish Sims and relationships with them could be a bit more like in the original The Sims. Overall, i wouldn't play it again, but if there was a My Sims 2 or some improved reboot i would get pretty excited to try it.

I hate the waiting mechanic in mobile games. There are better ways to control player's grind. Also microtransactions suck.

What a game. If i had to review it as objective as i could, i would trash it. It has a fun, beautiful (as for 2011 graphics) open world, very fun to explore, and SOME combat mechanics are fun too, music is beautiful, but the rest is insufferable. Characters are plainly annoying, most storylines uninteresting, every cave feels the same, every QUEST feels the same and i can't remember much other positive qualities of this god forsaken game. But SOMEHOW i spent like 1000+ hours on it. The best qualities of this game are everything that is wrong with this buggy glitchy piece of shit. Honestly, if my review was based on pure fun, i would give it 5/5. In no other game could i place a basket on someone's head so they couldn't see me robbing their home. Shooting an arrow straight through somebody's eyesocket and watch them look for me for a minute and then say "it's probably wind" and sit down to finish their mead. Pay a fine to a guard and then immidiately steal it from their pocket when they turn around, along with their clothes, leaving them naked. Finding a high place where strong enemies couldn't reach me and fire milions of arrows at them until they die. Running away from the mailman that tries oh so hard to catch me to give me the damn letter, swimming through rivers and waiting for me to get off of the roof, only to say "new museum is opening and i was told to give leaflets to random people" and walk away. Squatting to instantly make myself invisible to the person standing right in front of me. Throwing people off of the roof of the school of magic, watching them fall hundred of miles down and waiting for them to come back upstairs and say something like "no shouting in the halls". Stepping on someone's body while running and hearing "hey be careful!". I love this shitty ass game. I don't even need mods.
The pure amount of wack, man. Cheff's kiss, Todd.

One of THE games of my life for sure. Man, what a great tower builder, with cool story and world, funny characters and challenging levels. I feel like this game came out exactly as it was supposed to be, therefore 5/5. Also bonus points for nostalgia.

Iconic, funny, smart, made me feel a whole range of emotions. Really highlights video games as a powerful artform that no other artforms can replace. Everyone should play it.

2018

Beautiful... but that's about it. Graphics and animations are stunning, and i really really can appreciate a graphics-based art game, i gave Hylics 5/5 after all. It just lacks... something. The gameplay is nothing special, the most basic platformer, the story is rather simple and it's hard for me to relate. It feels like gameplay, story, characters and mechanics didn't get the same amount of love and attention as the visuals. Maybe the game is just not for me. I find the symbolism a bit on the nose.

Moments when i just watched the character run when i was holding the button made me too aware of how little is going on and how little there is to think about.

Cool farm game. Nothing makes me want to rise and grind like that threat of immidiate collapse of my whole body once it gets too late at night. I spent a ridiculous amount of time in this game, it feels like home, like the older versions of Minecraft. Characters feel a bit flat and I don't really like the mechanic of giving them gifts to earn their love, bunch of materialistic shitheads. But this is a grind game, so I suppose the rest of the villagers are on their grind too...

Hylics but with even better graphics and music and more lore and all of the squad is back and the vibes are great and... annoying controls...

i wish i could give it 5/5 but i couldn't jump in the up-left direction which made moving around the map a bit of a pain

that being said, amazing, showstopping, i cried