freezing a wave as kayle for 20 minutes so you can be full build against some chumps who probably just queued for a quickie during their school recess really makes you question your life choices

kanye west's power starts playing while shit hits the fan but forgets to loop

yes I'm from east europe, how could you tell?

you thought wonderland comes jank-free?

1. fem twi'lek jaden
2. devmapall
3. iknowkungfu
4. punch through the galaxy

YEEP sips monster they really throws away dollaridos on gmanlives patreon don't make them like they used to parts receding hairline

undying really a reference to the amount of health packs

The bamham combat mechanics here, which modern protagonists are usually equipped with from the get-go, have to be unlocked to ensure you live out your kung-fu movie fantasy and don't get shanked by multiple enemies at once. Though often strenuous, I love this comfy cheesy tv crime drama main story, but the real standout of Yakuza is the side stuff. An old man complaining about graffiti on his house exterior - turns out the culprit was his delinquent son. What else could be the conclusion but a father's realization that it's all just his kid's venue for artistic expression and that "ahh kids will be kids so let's just let them be"? What else matters than finding yourself and doing what you like? Yakuza is chock-full of charming moments like this and it made sitting through the cutscene galore a lot less tedious. There are sequels???

Often criticized and misunderstood for its lack of ambition when it asks the bold question of "if you could pass on the lonely hot goth gf, would you?" Personally I'm more a fan of king Cailan, sadly the spear that invaded him wasn't mine. :(

no being or construct, human or mannequin can withstand the power of the mighty taser

make humans happy by building rollercoasters: I sleep

make animals happy by building entire biomes for them: real shit

playing minecraft with chiaki and continuously griefing her till she turns red

I appreciate the feature where prier can kick every monster in the groin

there is no god here, only me