undying really a reference to the amount of health packs

make humans happy by building rollercoasters: I sleep

make animals happy by building entire biomes for them: real shit

There was a Naughty Dog employee who had a funny concept of Daxter racing the loading bar between every zone, this person got properly sacked from his job after pitching such an idiotic idea (source: trust me bro); Jak and Daxter doesn't care about wasting the players' time with trivial things such as loading screens, when it throws in a cutscene it goes "it's ok you can skip" unlike its contemporary Ratchet & Clank, except you're not going to because they're charming as hell revealing snippets of this mystical world. The music is somewhere in the background quietly jamming, doing its thing so it doesn't overshadow the main dish; the game never explains this but Jak is an acrobat master with flips and rolls that would make the Souls protagonists blush (especially the adaptability fool), Daxter seems like a gimmick that would get annoying quick but gives some funny lines and helpful advice every time you're stuck. The whole time I kept waiting for the catch, that one moment that's kinda shit so I can dog on the game but it never came, it's just ~5 hours of pure platforming fun that refuses to overstay its welcome. Play the pc port (yes, look it up) and enjoy one of PS2's finest outings in its definitive form.

I appreciate the feature where prier can kick every monster in the groin

yes I'm from east europe, how could you tell?

A perfect analogy for real life in a sense, with everything you love being destined to go out in a cloud of flame after which you're forced to cooperate with (and tolerate) British people.

Basically Hitman for kids except baldy is on the receiving end and no one gets shanked, best stealth game for young'uns probably, love thy neighbor.

1. fem twi'lek jaden
2. devmapall
3. iknowkungfu
4. punch through the galaxy

Not that hard, absolutely annihilated it on the IDDQD difficulty.

Weirdly, one of my favorite levels makes people irrationally angry and overload on their urine meters, as if real life catacombs are easily traversable and devoid of occupants (they're not).

supposed to be an "upgrade" from harvest moon-likes yet you still can't date the milfs

Rummaging through a random town and it's raining, quite stormy. I make my fighter open a random door to a random house and at that exact moment they get struck by lightning. In my infinite wisdom, I think that they triggered a trap, and get irrate that these inbred villagers had the gall to trap the door to their own home.

Years later I found out your characters can get hit by lightning during stormy weather if they're wearing plate armor.

you've surprised the enemy? guess they get a free turn to take cover and get out of your radius

I think punching your wife and not paying the alimony will add a few seconds to your speedrun time

other jrpgs: fuck me, not another battle, can't stand the same battle track over and over
chrono trigger: SHIIIIIEEET ANOTHER BATTLE JAMCAT.GIF